Where’s Alizée today? She’s at St. Andrews in Scotland, where her husband is playing golf.
Wait. Alizée isn’t a screwed-up mess like her contemporary, Britney Spears? How can that be? She was so provocative!
Alizée must have been exploited and turned to drugs to cope with the madness. What? That didn’t happen? She got married, became a mom, and makes money with product endorsements!
The thing that seems to be screwed-up are France’s un-American liberal values, that allowed Alizée to be so well-adjusted!
