A Boatload of Trouble

These pictures almost seem as though they could have been taken from Triumph of the Will. They’re frames from 1934’s Eight Girls in a Boat, an American version of the German film, Acht Mädels im Boot.

Dorothy Wilson in ‘Eight Girls in a Boat’

Starring Dorothy Wilson, Eight Girls in a Boat is a universal human interest tale of an unmarried girl in trouble. It’s a theme that the Hays Office soon banned from movies. Which was silly, considering the New Testament begins with the story of a teen girl in trouble.

I first mentioned the thoroughly charming and disarming Dorothy Wilson six years ago, in a post about the pre-code movie The Age of Consent.

A newly restored print of Eight Girls in a Boat will be screened next Sunday. If a Blu-ray release is forthcoming, I will certainly buy a copy.

Muted Phone Talk

Despite claims that the Trump Phone is shipping, the product is nowhere to be seen, other than the single unit that NBC holds. For now, we should assume it’s a pre-production sample.

https://boingboing.net/2026/05/22/no-sign-of-fabled-trump-phone-in-the-wild.html

Until regular customers start receiving their Trump phones, it seems likely this is yet another Trump Scam.

Trump Mobile CEO says the phones are shipping. The terms and conditions say it doesn’t have to.

https://mashable.com/article/trump-mobile-t1-terms-conditions-never-release

Colbert’s Second Hello, Goodbye

Douglas Pratt, Colbert Hero

The Colbert Report came and went. Now The Late Show With Stephen Colbert has come and gone. For no good reason. In fact, CBS BS claims aside, it was for a very bad reason, named Trump.

Having Paul McCartney and Elvis Costello present for Stephen’s Last Show made the farewell special for me. There is no “best” Beatles song, but forced to choose one Beatles song as my favorite, over all others, it would be ‘Hello Goodbye’.

I’m not done with Colbert yet, as I await the delayed delivery of my Last Show t-shirt.

Stephen autographing his ‘Best of The Colbert Report’ DVD for me at the NYTimes Center, November 2007. Photo by Denro.