That Suits Me Just Fine

Back in my business traveling years, I carried a briefcase and, just as often as not, I wore a suit. My long-idle briefcase was last used when I sold my first house and bought this one. I should shred the paperwork that’s in there from the mortgage I paid off fourteen years ago.

The card and photo are extremely significant for me. They were from the office of the world-class Boston doctor, now retired, who performed the cataract replacement surgery that restored the sight in my left eye. It had suffered a spontaneous and very serious retinal detachment three years before.

The name of the exceptionally talented world-class Boston doctor who successfully re-attached the retina is in the note on the right. What he did for me was unprecedented, as I later learned from another ophthalmologist. However, it took a long time for the eye to heal sufficiently to tolerate the cataract surgery.

So, until the day before my 47th birthday, I was legally blind in my left eye. I could read only by literally holding something close enough to touch my eyelashes. That’s why the prescription for the interocular lens is a very powerful +13.

My need for the briefcase gradually diminished, to the point where I was carrying it around more out of habit than from need. It was later replaced with a USB flash drive on a lanyard I wore at work.


Today, I have two suits, one gray and one black. Both were purchased in something of a hurry.

The gray suit (“grey” if you’re in England) came from JC Penney’s Stafford line of men’s clothing. They didn’t offer a 43 regular, and a 42 would have been too small, so it’s a 44. I bought it to wear at a niece’s wedding, more than ten years ago. I last wore it when attending a funeral service last year, for someone who died from the same cancer that, thanks to world-class Boston doctors, I no longer have.

At last year’s National Cartoonists Society Reuben Awards Dinner I wore the gray suit. This year I wanted to be more formal.

Checking on what it would cost to rent a tux, I instead went to Brooks Brothers and bought the black suit. It’s a bit shiny for my taste, but a better fit, being a precisely sized 43 regular. Whenever the next funeral comes around, mine or someone else’s, I’ll wear the Brooks Brothers suit.

While packing for the trip to Columbus, I realized the exterior pockets of the suit were stitched closed. Fortunately, something else I had bought in preparation for the trip were a pair of excellent Fiskars folding scissors, TSA-approved for carry-on luggage.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C8BSNJPL

Before heading downstairs at the hotel for the awards dinner, I snipped the threads that were sealing the pockets and opened them up. Here’s the official portrait photo of the dinner, taken before the lights were lowered for the presentation of the awards.

I’m in back with Joe and Hilarie Staton, on the far right. Colleen is in the center, 2/3rds of the way back, in white. Two professionals and a fanboy. We were pretty much it in representing the comic book industry at the event.

Oh, Canadia!

“Trump is just the king of chaos and destroying everything and nothing good ever comes out of this man.”

https://www.reuters.com/business/street-names-supply-chains-canadians-pull-away-us-rift-grows-2026-09-02/

The independent voters who cast their ballot for Trump in 2016 were suckers. Those who voted for him in 2020 were fools. In 2024 they proved themselves to be full-blown idiots.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice… what’s wrong with me?

Reflections on Turning 20

This site began in 2002 as a collection of a dozen static web pages, mostly composed with Microsoft FrontPage. Twenty years ago today, I turned dograt.com into a weblog.

Many, many bloggers have come and gone in that time. Most disappeared, while some moved on to Twitter. The serious essayists are now mostly on Substack, while the less serious Prattling Before the Pratfall endures as an independently hosted site.

Wanting to get on board with Web 2.0, I took advantage of having time each day that would have otherwise been spent running. The free time was thanks to a damaged posterior tibial tendon that is still very much with me. Two weeks after getting started with WordPress 2.0.2, this MRI was taken.

Depending on how you’re viewing this post, the total number of pages (six posts to a page) may be present at the bottom of the page. Clicking on the number will take you to the first entry.

Robot Attack

The Red vs. Blue state battle is much worse today with Trump than it was in 2006 with George W. Bush. I’m pleased to see the Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots are not only still with us, they still cost only $15.

https://www.amazon.com/Mattel-Games-Rock-Sock-Robots/dp/B07QW3HMKF/

Five years ago I fixed a serious technical problem with the WordPress installation, and since then everything has been stable. Unfortunately, the fix caused minor problems with many of the older posts. I fix those on an as-needed basis.

I’m deliberately not paying for the backup service that used to be included in my so-called “Pro” plan. If anything wicked bad happens to the site, that’ll be the end; otherwise, I would like to keep going until Donald J. Trump is no longer president.

Face Front! Excelsior!

Video on Demand

A few days ago, I received this missive in the DogRat mailbox:

Hi Doug — I came across your January 29, 2009 post “Category Crossover: Colbert meets McCartney.” You had captured the Paul McCartney appearance on The Colbert Report yourself and posted it as ColbertMcCartney.flv.

I’ve been trying to find that particular interview, which seems to have disappeared when Comedy Central removed the old Colbert archive. By any chance do you still have your FLV file or the original recording? I’d be enormously grateful just to be able to watch it again.

Thanks!

Daniel

My reply:

Hi Daniel,

That file wasn’t transferred when I switched to Bluehost in 2010. It should be on a backup hard drive here. I’ll look for it.

Ideally, I kept the original AVI capture format, but I didn’t always do that when storage was a lot more expensive than it is now. If not AVI, the greatly reduced FLV Flash Video file should be in there. Assuming I find either one of them, I’ll convert it to MP4 and make it available online.

I’ll get back to you in a couple of days.

Thanks,

Doug

I found the FLV file and converted it to MP4. The first ten seconds are blank, then the video kicks in and all is well. Here you go, Daniel!