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Us bald guys get no respect. The viewer is led to believe for a moment that the nerdy-looking bald dad in this commercial is the victim of a huge bird dropping. Then it’s revealed to be dripping ice cream. But it seems odd, doesn’t it, to try selling ice cream by associating it with bird droppings …
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Welcome to this infomercial for … CALLOUS PATE! Yes, this fantastic new product will make your sensitive, bald head turn tough as nails. You thought the skin on the bottom of your feet was rough? Only three applications of “Callous Pate” and you’ll be break-dancing on your head! But WAIT, there’s MORE! If you act NOW, you can also get STEEL TENDINS, remembering that spelling, it’s wrong, but hey, the doctors always spell tendinitis wrong, dont’ they?
The problem isn’t being bald, as such, it’s going bald prematurely. It’s not a pretty sight after 20 years of baldness when your skin starts to get thin.
Poor Dougie! Hey, I could get you one of those stupid T-shirts that say: “Just Another Sexy Bald Guy!” or “God Could Only Create So Many Perfect Heads, that’s Why He Covered the Rest with Hair!” then there’s the old Stand-By: “This is not a Bald Head: It’s a Solar Panel for a Sex Machine!”