Great Escapist Entertainment

For Memorial Day, TCM is showing two John Sturges movies back to back. Bad Day at Black Rock, and the inspiration for TV’s Hogan’s Heroes (with a nod to Stalag 17), The Great Escape, which is still playing as I write this.

Something that stands out immediately in both movies is how artificial the sets and costumes are. For all the attention to detail put into the productions, their overall appearance is much too clean and new, as was typical in movies of the time. The hotel in Black Rock was made to seem old and worn, but it’s sitting on a freshly poured concrete foundation. The German POW camp in Escape is said in the story to be new, but nevertheless there is a Disney-esque fakeness to it, even inside of the tunnel as it’s being dug.

On Facebook, I’m seeing posts about the price paid for freedom by American soldiers who died in the service of their country. I certainly agree with honoring those who died in military service, but since WWII, depending on the conflict their deaths may not necessarily have helped to keep Americans free. Most recently, invading Afghanistan after 9/11 was definitely justified in my view, but redirecting and expanding the conflict into Iraq — George Bush Jr. finishing the job his dad declined to do — was a monumental mistake.

No Reasonable Answer

Seth Meyers tears into the ridiculous talking points being proposed by Republican gun apologists.

Newsy is a free non-cable news channel available on broadcast television (68-3 in Boston) and on Roku streaming devices. On Newsy a few days ago, a former ATF official commented that he remembers boys having hunting rifles in trucks parked at Texas high schools. “There wasn’t a problem. Something has changed in the past 20-30 years,” he said.

WTF??? Seriously? Texas had, and maybe has, trucks in high school parking lots with unsecured guns?? He isn’t making that up? That is insane! Whoever this former ATF idiot is, he isn’t sharp enough to think up a few points on his own.

First, the guns under consideration today are assault weapons. Second, back in the day, they weren’t available to anyone, let alone everyone on demand, no questions asked. Third, the NRA used to be an organization devoted to gun education and safety. Now it’s an organization devoted to making assault weapons available to everyone, on demand, no questions asked.

Something I see in online comments that really gets me going are the gun nuts who jump on somebody who says “assault rifle.” Their complaint? They want to discuss the exact make and model of weapon that was used in a particular mass shooting, because they feel it’s been mischaracterized as a true assault rifle, as if that matters.

My reply to that is, that would be like me defending a political cartoon that offends them by pointing out it wasn’t inked with a #2 Series 7 Winsor Newton brush, but a #3 brush. IT DOESN’T FRICKIN’ MATTER!

Repeal the Second Amendment. It’s the root of this entire probem. Don’t take my word for it.

Car ADvice

I’ve been receiving solicitations, by landline robocall and by regular mail, for extended car warranties. Some of them are for an 11-year-old car I own, and others are for a 2015 Jeep I have never have owned. With any luck it’s just a database error.

It doesn’t seem all that long ago when I read the average age of cars in America was six years. It’s now double that, which explains all the advertising for extended warranties.

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/average-us-car-age-2022-report/


Follow-up: tastewar has provided further insight in the form of this helpful graph.


In a way this is good, because cars overall are a lot more reliable than they were in the post-war decades of planned obsolescence, when odometers had only five digits. Reaching 100,000 miles was considered both a miracle and a death sentence, and American cars driven on snowy roads treated with salt started to rust-out after only a few years. There was the Rusty Jones rustproofing service that was pushed by car dealerships. It required drilling holes into the body panels, and because it was often improperly applied, along with poor body work on the holes, the expensive treatment actually accelerated rust development!

CarShield advertises heavily on broadcast television. I am extremely dubious of extended warranty plans, and have no intention of ever buying one.

The Muddle Class

Tonight’s season finale of The Simpsons featured an ambitious musical number, led by Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman. With special guest star, liberal economist Robert Reich.

I was surprised when Barney sang, “Even dumb slobs made excellent wages,” and Homer lamented, “I’m not smart, I’m not a go-getter… what job could I possibly do?” Not stated, but implied is, a union job.

Route 66!

Worth noting is the dark, rap-adapted musical theme from the 2nd movement of Beethoven’s 7th Symphony.

A YouTube Alternative

When an old movie isn’t available on YouTube, Archive.org is worth checking. Night Must Fall is a well-regarded 1937 film that was adapted from a stage play, making it chatty and slow by today’s standards. Rosalind Russell is excellent as a very attractive old maid, to use an outdated expression.

The poster frame for the video has the name Douglas Shearer, brother of actress Norma Shearer. She was the wife of MGM studio executive Irving Thalberg, who had died suddenly the year before Night Must Fall. I used to assume that Douglas had a title at MGM thanks to his sister, and he never did any real work. How wrong I was. I’ll say more about him later.