I’m Not the Doug Pratt You’re Looking For

On my landline — yes, I still have a landline — this caller ID has been appearing regularly for a very long time.

Checking calls from back on the 8th, the 4th, January 18 and January 10, they had the same ID, apparently from Michigan State University, and all the numbers ended in 11xx.

Hmm. I get similar robocalls from my alma mater, so I checked Michigan State’s alumni page. Yep, the main number is 517-884-1000.

I picked up yesterday’s call before the answering machine kicked in. A young woman, sounding like a college student, addressed me correctly by name, and said she was calling from Michigan State University.

Before she could launch into reading her fundraising script, I explained that I attended college in Massachusetts, and have absolutely nothing to do with Michigan State. She seemed flustered, and I assured her that I was sincere. She apologized and hung up.

Some further checking showed that I’m not the only one who’s been called, despite having no connection to the school. Their having my correct name and phone number makes it likely that Michigan State is using a database that’s been padded with files from other, unknown, sources.

Here’s hoping my name has been flagged for deletion at Michigan State. If another call comes in I’ll let it go. I’ve given up trying to convince auto warranty scammers that I’ve never owned a 2012 Jeep.

The Sycophants Ball

Remember how William Barr applied for the Attorney General job by defending Trump?

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/william-barr-did-exactly-what-trump-hired-him-to-do.html

We know how that turned out for Bill, and it won’t turn out any better for Robert Hu, who is obviously playing up to Trump. His passive-aggressive attack on Biden may as well be an application for the AG job, if Trump wins in November. Hu’s report should be all the proof the MAGA crowd needs to see the DOJ isn’t acting on Biden’s orders, but of course they don’t see it that way.

Monty Python and the Filthy Lucre

The financial trouble John Cleese has had resulting from his multiple divorces is well known, and now Eric Idle says that he too is running short of funds.

“I don’t know why people always assume we’re loaded. Python is a disaster… I never dreamed that at this age the income streams would tail off so disastrously.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68246210