An Affair to Remember

Kennedy lost California to Nixon in 1960. He was in the lead until the absentee ballots were counted. (Republicans presumably like mail-in ballots when they’re counted in their favor.) But perhaps JFK’s loss wasn’t all that surprising, considering this less than forceful commercial.

JFK won the White House even without California, of course, and once in the highest office of the land he continued his philandering ways. Political affairs of the intimate sort don’t concern me. We’d have been better off if Clinton and Monica had never come to light. Trump and Stormy Daniels was unimportant, but the bribe wasn’t. I never had more than a passing curiosity about JFK’s mistresses, until his mystery girlfriend Mimi came forward to tell her story.

Mimi Beardsley
Mimi Alford, née Beardsley

Mimi was the exception to the glamorous women who are usually associated with Kennedy’s affairs, and that was what made her interesting to me. A virgin in every sense, Mimi met Kennedy shortly after starting as a White House intern. Mimi’s memoir was published ten years ago, and if WordPress is cooperating with your browser you should be able to read this embedded preview.

Some reader comments on Amazon are sympathetic, while others express outrage, and they condemn Mimi with righteous holier-than-thou moral judgment. In the same manner that Newt Gingrich denounced Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica… while carrying on his own illicit affair. Newt’s hypocrisy was what made his private life a public concern.

Kennedy’s ability to compartmentalize his life was something that Mimi picked up to rationalize what she was doing. Whether it was hollow flattery to control a girl half his age, or sincere compliments for someone he genuinely cared for, Kennedy made Mimi feel special and appreciated. Listening to records together and giving each other silly little gifts are things I can’t imagine Kennedy doing with his more worldly girlfriends.

Having read Mimi’s memoir, something I can easily imagine is how pleased JFK was to meet Dianne, the eldest Lennon sister. It’s safe to assume that Kennedy was smitten, but Dee Dee got married just a few weeks before the ’60 election.

Hollow Caustic Decision

Ten days ago I spoke here about Maus. It’s been revealed that one week before then, on January 10, Maus was banned from a school district in Tennessee.

Jonathan Pierce, the board member who initiated the vote to remove Maus from the eighth-grade curriculum, said during the meeting that the Holocaust should be taught in schools, but this was not the book to do it.

https://www.npr.org/2022/01/27/1076180329/tennessee-school-district-ban-holocaust-graphic-novel-maus

Today happens to be Holocaust Remembrance Day. So now the question is, what Holocaust books does the McMinn County School Board allow in its schools? Being Tennessee, gotta wonder if they’re teaching “Intelligent Design” as scientific fact.

Just Call Them Political Cartoons

Last week I noted that Art Spiegelman’s Maus won a Pulitzer Prize. It was the first, and so far it’s the only, graphic novel to be awarded that distinction.

The category of graphics that the Pulitzer people have recognized for exactly one hundred years is editorial cartooning. But no more. From now on, the category will be called Illustrated Reporting and Commentary. Cartooning is not illustration, and if they think this somehow dignifies the craft, it doesn’t work for me.

http://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2022/01/21/editorial-cartooning-legend-dead-to-pulitzers/

herblock cartoon
Herblock’s 1953 Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoon

The Association of American Editorial Cartoonists seems to be taking the change in stride. Maybe some of their Illustrated Reporters and Commentators will have something to say about it.

Like Totally!

This segment on Marketplace discusses beauty products for women. Note that the conversation isn’t politicized, and no blame is placed on men for influencing women to want these products. *Whew!*

The expression “for sure” is used, and in the original broadcast both reporters say “totally,” but that’s edited out here. Which reinforces my impression that today’s speech patterns continue to reflect the influence of a Frank Zappa single, released 40 years ago.

It’s funny that, in contrast to the other girls, Zappa’s daughter (now 54 years old) was dressed like she was auditioning for a part in “Little House on the Prairie.” Sean Penn performed the male version of the twang that same year in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.