In DogRat We Trustee

A couple of weeks ago, after paying off the mortgage on my late father’s house, I asked Quicken Loans to prove me wrong when I predicted they would issue the escrow settlement check in Dad’s name, rather than to the family Trust, with me as Trustee. But of course the check as delivered today was made out to my father, and there is no bank account in existence where it can deposited.

With the mortgage holder deceased, in the previous call I had suggested they look at the deed, as my attorney had re-filed it in April, naming me as Trustee. I was told they couldn’t see the deed to the property without paying a $25 fee to Maricopa County, AZ. I told them that was their problem, not mine.

When I called today to express my disappointment at not being proven wrong, I held the phone to my printer as it printed the deed information, including my name, on a publicly-accessible link, without a login or a fee being required. I offered to fax the sheet to them as proof, but they said that wasn’t necessary, as they knew a mistake had been made and a new check will be sent to me tomorrow.

This latest hassle was on top of a previous screw-up on their part, where they failed to notify me that the Proof of Trust Existence document I’d faxed way back in December wasn’t sufficient, and that they required the full original Trust. So I faxed it to them.

Today I repeated my assertion that all they really needed was to see the deed information for the parcel. The only positive aspect to all of this is they acknowledged I am right, and they screwed up. The “team leader,” whoever that is, has been blamed.

Years of problems like this one — for routine procedures that are far from unprecedented — are why I am known for being difficult and demanding when confronting incompetence. It also proves that I was right by insisting the mortgage be settled prior to closing on the sale of the house, which is not yet listed.

Precisely because the mortgage holder is deceased, I have been working with a Quicken Loans manager, by the way, and not a front-line phone rep. I couldn’t resist the opportunity to get in a dig by emphasizing that, “Remember when I said last time that I was hoping you wouldn’t be adding to my aggravation?”

Follow-up: The “manager” at Quicken Loans lied to me. She’s only a “specialist.”

Seeing Red

The New York Times has an interactive map for drilling down into the details of where the votes were for Dumbbell Donny vs. Hilarious Hillary.

The article asks if you live in a political bubble, and here in greater Boston it sure seems that I do. Many of Hillary’s voters weren’t especially enthusiastic for her, myself included, but Trump’s supporters were obviously super excited by his candidacy.

We Will Bury You… Online

The Twump Tweet I’m waiting for:

“Mr. Putin… tear down our firewall and let’s be friends!”

P.S. (Post-Summit) – Handing Putin everything he wants is making America great again? Denigrating the FBI, CIA, and every other intelligence agency is putting America first? Up is down and down is up!

P.P.S. (Pee-Pee Secret) – Standing next to Putin, Trump couldn’t stand up to him.

A New York Yankee in Queen Elizabeth’s Court

In anticipation of Trump’s visit to England, Green Day’s “American Idiot” is making a comeback on the British music charts, almost fourteen years after its release. “American Idiot” is a very favorite album of mine, and the timing of its release was perfect, immediately before Dubya’s re-election. Billie Joe Armstrong does a good “Weird Al” Yankovic impression at the start of this video.

Something I enjoy about Green Day is that its numerous influences, from the Ramones to Brian Wilson, are apparent but not blatant. To my ears the band also took some inspiration from England’s Oasis. The song “Some Might Say” predates “American Idiot” by ten years.

https://youtu.be/4fLR3FRaFsQ

Facelift

I recently saw a shorter version of this video played as a commercial at the AMC Surprise Pointe 14 theater in Arizona. It’s the sort of public relations message that a corporation produces as damage control when it sees the potential for serious, perhaps permanent, harm to the company.

My first thought was that a lot of what’s said in the video borders on being patronizing, in particular the Data Science Manager’s chart of The World of False News. But then I decided that these people, who are undoubtedly extremely well paid, are sincerely struggling to figure out what they’re doing.

The catch is that in any company everything comes down from the top, and I do not believe that Mark Zuckerberg has a sincere interest in cleaning up his mess. The only thing that will scare him straight is a mass exodus of users.

Today it’s being reported that Facebook’s secret sharing of user data goes much further than previously revealed. Like the Haight-Ashbury Hippie Movement in San Francisco that started out optimistically with the Human Be-In, only to crash and burn during the strung-out Summer of Love, Facebook has turned into a bad trip.

The Guy on CBS

Other than Stephen Colbert’s rather weak impression of Donald, the former Comedy Central Report-er has hit his stride as one of the most effective Trump counter-punchers. The impossible President’s claim that Colbert has no talent isn’t funny, because it’s laughable, as this segment from last night’s monologue proves.

Colbert was a big booster of “Breaking Bad” from the start of the series, hence the “Say My Name” name.