Don’t worry, be happy

Mr. Trololo says, in his own unique way, “life is good!” In his case, it was good despite chafing under the yoke of Soviet-era Russia.

This video went viral about 18 months ago. At first I didn’t recognize it when it was pointed out to me today, but then I remembered watching this segment of The Colbert Report.

Which Right one is the right one?

Last night Jon Stewart had another good opening monologue.

Mitt Romney will be the GOP Presidential candidate, and I’m betting he’ll win the White House. The Tea Party won’t want him because he’s a Mormon and he enacted Romneycare, but he’s OK with the money guys, so he’s in. Romney should make fellow Massachusetts Republican Scott Brown his running mate, and then Democrat Elizabeth Warren will go to the United States Senate. I bumped into Romney once, literally, when he was Governor of Massachusetts, and as I pointed out a long time ago, Romney has a Pratt in his past.

Obama to be deported to Kenya!

Here in Massachusetts, Obama was arrested for drunk driving and he’ll be deported to Kenya. It’s true! The story is at this link.

[Officer] Krishtal said he was on Waverly Street headed toward South Street when his police car was cut off. Krishtal pulled the SUV over around 7:10 p.m. Obama failed several field sobriety tests and was arrested. At the police station, Obama failed a Breathalyzer test, registering .14. The state legal limit is .08. Obama was charged with driving under the influence of liquor and driving to endanger. He was also cited for not using a turn signal. Obama has a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement warrant for his arrest. ICE has previously ordered him to be deported back to Kenya.

Well, there you have it. The truth about Obama. Onyango Obama. He’s a drunk from Kenya, here illegally, and so back he goes.

Update: The other shoe has dropped on this story. Onyango Obama is reported to be the half-brother of President Obama’s father.