Ol’ ’55

We’ll never have a president who was born in the Fifties, but now there’s an American Pope. He was born in September, 1955? In Chicago? Hey, me too!

A few of the important questions for him start with, was he a Beatles fan? Did he read comic books and have a crush on Angela Cartwright? And what about the influence of not only A Charlie Brown Christmas, but also It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown?

The Shrinking President?

In a better future, this interview would be seen as a turning point for the MAGA faithful finally beginning to see their emperor has no clothes. But “they’re eating the dogs” didn’t do it, so what will?

If Terry Moran isn’t as tall as an NBA player, then Trump isn’t 6’3″. Seated pictures are good for comparison, because heels and lifts in shoes don’t help the wearer, and Zelenskyy is reportedly 5’7″.

Wait! Now there’s even more one-on-one fun!