I only vaguely have an awareness of country music singer Toby Keith. About all I can recall is the feud he had with the Dixie Chicks — who turned out to be right, of course, about George Bush. Stephen Colbert had Toby Keith on his show tonight. If Keith isn’t putting on a front, this guy is a total moron. The song Keith sings is the usual sort of unoriginal, by-the-numbers crap that guys like him do. Hey, talent like that goes only so far, y’know? Steve Earle he ain’t, musically or politically.
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Category: Stephen Colbert
Colbert Rises From Database Ashes
Ah, yes. I had posted the complete video of Stephen Colbert roasting George Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner. Don’t want this one to languish, because of the database snafu…
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…and I liked Colbert’s cognitive leap that associated Bush’s assurances about Iraq to Charlie Brown being lied to year after year by Lucy about pulling away the football …
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… And Now For Completely Different Ice Cream
We still are not finding Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream locally. In the meantime, we’re sampling another Ben & Jerry’s flavor, Vermonty Python, which was introduced a year or so ago.
It’s good! But at our house we still give the nod for best ice cream to Häagen-Dazs Mayan chocolate.
Colbert’s Ice Cream Headache
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Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream is now Ben & Jerry’s #1 flavor? Where the heck are people finding this stuff? It’s nowhere around here yet.
Colbert The Bodice Ripper
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I won’t wait for Comedy Central to post this one. Stephen Colbert points out that in the up and down world of romance novels, publisher Harlequin is struggling for a new image. And he has a few suggestions.
Meg, allegedly an intern, is featured in this segment. She was seen previously handing Stephen the shield that was bequeathed to him by Captain America. As you can see in this video, the shield is now hanging proudly on Colbert’s Wall of Fame.
Colbert’s Falsies Falsiness
My friend Bismo has pointed out a Web site to me, Falsiness.org, that blows the lid off of the lies of Stephen Colbert’s truthiness. Damn! And I thought I could trust that bastard.