The Review Amazon Won’t Let You See!

Amazon doesn’t allow reviews of orders that relate to anything about themselves. So I’ll have to post this here.

THIS IS NOT A REVIEW OF THE BOOK! IT IS A REVIEW OF MY PRE-ORDER OF THE DITKO ARTIST'S EDITION FROM AMAZON!

I pre-ordered two copies of the Ditko Artist's Edition book in February, 2026 at the full price of nearly $400. They were supposed to be delivered yesterday, on 7/21. I waited all day, but its status didn't read as "shipping" until 9 PM, with delivery scheduled for today, 7/22.

In the past with delivery problems, I have sometimes received a message saying there has been a delay and, if I wished, I could cancel the order. Such was not the case yesterday.

Yesterday morning, while I was waiting, hours before the books had shipped, I saw that the price had been dropped by an incredible 22%! So, of course I tried to cancel my pre-order, but was told it couldn't be canceled, because the order was being prepared for shipping.

Before the books were delivered today, I received this message from Amazon:

You will receive a refund of $0.22 with Amazon.com Pre-order Price Guarantee! The price of the following item decreased after you ordered, and we gave you the lowest price.

The Amazing Spider-Man by Steve Ditko Artist's Edition	
Price on order date:	$195.00
Price charged at shipping:	$195.00
Lowest price before release date:	$194.89
Amount to be refunded:	$0.11
Quantity:	2
Total Savings:	$0.22

As a 30-year Amazon customer, they added insult to injury with a 22-cent reduction in price vs. 22%. I called customer service, and although I was pleased to reach an actual person, the upshot of my complaint was, "we don't price match ourselves."

I am seriously considering returning the books, taking a credit as a gift card balance, and buying two copies at the new price. My Prime membership is coming up in a few weeks, and I'm not feeling inclined to renew.

Lettuce Correct Ourselves

Under Trump, the FDA seems to be as incompetent as the CDC.

Federal health officials are continuing to test food items for cyclospora after discovering a sample of iceberg lettuce was a false positive match for the parasite that has caused thousands of people nationwide to fall sick.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/latest-on-cyclosporiasis-outbreak-as-taylor-farms-iceberg-lettuce-recalled/ar-AA28i0os

5280 Feet on Foot in 3:42.66

I may have next to no interest in professional team sports, but as a former marathon runner of very average ability*, I appreciate this accomplishment.

* There’s a formula that says to take your half-marathon (13.1 miles) time, double it, and add ten minutes for a marathon. Or is it fifteen minutes? Doesn’t matter, it never worked for me.

Thanks to training with a running club, at 5’10” and weighing 162 lbs. (BMI 23.2), I was averaging 7 minutes/mile. That led to my personal best half-marathon time of 93 minutes. Which implied that I should have been able to complete a full 26.2 miles in 3h:16m. Uh, no. I was never able to manage that.