Ayn Rand’s Romanticism

Ayn Rand was a romance novelist. L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer. They each decided that they had profound things to say, and Rand came up with a pseudo-philosophy she called Objectivism, while Hubbard dubbed his pop psychology Dianetics. But in my opinion they both wrote nothing but fiction for their entire careers. (Hubbard’s novella “Fear” is excellent and memorable.)

As a young adult I read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. I considered both books to be ripping good yarns, and I enjoyed them a lot, but I can’t say they had a lasting influence on me. I thought Rand’s ideas and ideals were interesting, but extreme and extremely silly. It’s obvious that her views were based on her having been a creature of her place and time. Rand was from Russia, born before the 1917 revolution. Objectivism is simply the opposite of Collectivism. Anti-Communism. I was amazed when I later realized how wide an influence she had. Even Alan Greenspan is, or was, a devotee.

Whenever somebody adheres closely to somebody else’s singular vision of the world, and how they wish it to be, and they’re so strong in their insistence that they’re onto some big truth, all I can think of is how wanting and uncertain they must have been when they latched onto it.

What confounds me the most about the followers of Ayn Rand is that she dished out her views in the form of two romance novels, complete with seduction fantasies and torrid love scenes. A woman desiring one man! Not just any man, but her ideal man! Yet she gives herself to another, who professes his undying love while knowing he isn’t worthy of her. Two people who understand one another instantly and completely! Destined to be together! Yet denying their destiny until they have earned the right to be joined, and then they attack each other like animals in heat. Why isn’t this aspect of Rand’s writing given more attention? It’s all great stuff, but it’s schoolgirl stuff. I suppose there’s some humor in that Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Dean Kamen come closest to matching Ayn Rand’s standard of ability, drive, and independence. Nerds all.

Before continuing, go back to this item and watch the clip from the movie adaptation of The Fountainhead. OK, done? Now read this passage from the book, depicting the first scene in the video.

She saw his mouth and the silent contempt in the shape of his mouth; the planes of his gaunt, hollow cheeks; the cold, pure brilliance of the eyes that had no trace of pity. She knew it was the most beautiful face she would ever see, because it was the abstraction of strength made visible. She felt a convulsion of anger, of protest, of resistance — and of pleasure.

He stood looking up at her; it was not a glance, but an act of ownership. She thought she must let her face give him the answer he deserved. But she was looking, instead, at the stone dusty on his burned arms, the wet shirt clinging to his ribs. The lines of his long legs. She was thinking of those statues of men she had always sought; she was wondering what he would look like naked.

See what I mean? The whole book is like this. More from Ayn Rand coming up.

The Den and Doug Show

Here’s an all too typical exchange between D.F. Rogers and myself.

***On Wed 5:47p Dec 10, 2008 Doug Pratt wrote***
Who’s this in the attached picture? You know who it is. You do. But you’re so stunned, so shocked, you don’t want to admit it to yourself, let alone tell me you know who it is.

A well known celebrity

***On Wed 5:52p Dec 10, 2008 Dennis Rogers wrote***
Ozzy Osborne after a face-lift? A female Ozzy Osborne impersonator?

***On Wed 5:53p Dec 10, 2008 Doug Pratt wrote***
Not even close, flyboy! Into the garbage chute with you.

Not Blue Men in Coats

While seeing Blue Man Group perform in Boston last week, I was reminded of a video I saw a few years back, with a couple of very funny Brits who call themselves Men in Coats. You will like this, I promise! I particularly enjoy the parody of 70’s “actionless” TV shows, like The Six Million Dollar Man and The Incredible Hulk. And I’m sure it’s just coincidence, but both Blue Man Group and Men in Coats use a song by The Sex Pistols in their act.
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Jan’s Earth Mother Perspective

DogRat comment writer Jan, Arthur Godfrey fan and very nice person, has a blog. Jan needs some encouragement to keep writing, so go there and leave some nice comments. She’s on Blogger/Blogspot, and you’ll need an account with either that or Google to sign in.

http://folktress-mythoughtsonline.blogspot.com/

Jan, my suggestion is to just keep writing. A lot! Sheer quantity is the way to go, whether or not you think anybody is noticing. I don’t know how Google bloggers keep track of how many people are out there, but being my own webmaster I can see that in November I had over 7500 different addresses on the Internet accessing DogRat. But of those people, how many leave comments? An infinitesimally small percentage.

My high school gym teacher

Growing up, I had absolutely no interest in football at all, and even if I had I didn’t have the ability to play it very well. I enjoyed playing baseball a lot, but I was born left handed and in first grade was forced to bat rightie, so I was never good at hitting. Then I became nearsighted, and after getting glasses the summer between fifth and sixth grade I never wore them in gym, to avoid breaking them, so I couldn’t see the ball anyway.

So by the time I got to high school I wasn’t good for much in gym class. I knew Ed Leary was a great football coach, but because I wasn’t into sports I wasn’t tuned into his wavelength. What I enjoyed doing was running, and only running. I wasn’t even exceptional at that, but I enjoyed it, and I looked forward to track in the spring.

Edward Leary, Acton-Boxborough (MA) Regional High School

By the eleventh grade Mr. Leary and I had reached an understanding, and he’d sometimes let me run laps around the track instead of whatever else I was supposed to be doing. I couldn’t believe that doing lots of laps was considered to be some sort of a punishment. I loved it. With the pressure off, I actually started to enjoy basketball, beyond just shooting baskets.

If PE could have been all about running and nothing else, I would have been happy. Frankly, I think the concept of team sports being equivalent to physical fitness is bogus. It seems schools have caught onto that, and now health and fitness doesn’t demand kids knowing the rules of American football.

My senior year in high school I didn’t have to take gym, so I didn’t, and that was very good for me. The summer after graduation I had a job working with two guys who had been on the track team. One of them was the star runner, and he got me started with long distance running, and 35 years later I’m still running.

One of my regular routes took me past Mr. Leary’s house, and one time when I was home from college I saw him outside and I waved. He looked amazed, and with a big smile on his face he shouted, “Pratt… is that you??” “Yes sir, Mr. Leary!” I think he said something like “Good man,” but I was moving and couldn’t really hear him.

At my high school reunion five years ago I was saddened to hear that Mr. Leary had suffered a stroke, and now I’ve read that Mr. Leary died five days ago. Obituaries are here and here. Even though I was a different sort of kid, Ed Leary was always fair and honest with me, and I’m glad to have known him. God rest, Mr. Leary.