My wife Carol gets a lot of clothing catalogs in the mail. One of them is title nine. The company is undoubtedly named after the legislation that gave girls and women parity in competitive sports programs with boys and men.
Title nine’s Web site seems to be missing the captions for the pictures of the women that are in the print catalog. Carol thinks the captions are very amusing, and she wonders how many of title nine’s prospective customers match this profile of athletic, professional super mom?
So let’s meet the self-actualized ladies of the title nine catalog! I bet that together these women have less body fat than a can of tuna.
Emma! Bear! Heidi! Isabel! Erin B! Erin not B! Penny!
There’s a woman named … Bear?? I saved Penny for last. She’s a PhD student with 13(!) siblings.