Year: 2007

A few months ago I highlighted something about my alma mater, Westfield State College, “the little college that could” — sometimes, anyway. The school has made good on its promise to help save a regional TV quiz show for high school students, As Schools Match Wits. Click here or, if that link hassles you, click here.

Elsewhere in Westfield State news, the search is narrowing for candidates for the President’s office. The last president quit after only two years. Doesn’t even count, really. I am very, very tired of WSC having incompetent, or short-lived, presidents. There was a drunk in the office with the initials RR when I was there, and he was followed by a major creep named Pilecki. A shameful record, to be sure.

Click here to see why I think Arlo & Janis is the best-written syndicated comic strip. It’s funny because it’s true!

My friend Morris grew up in the 50’s, and he’s a big fan of The Phil Silvers Show, also known as You’ll Never Get Rich, aka Sgt. Bilko. I watched the shows in re-runs in the 60’s, but like The Honeymooners I didn’t fully appreciate the comedy until I was an adult.

Sgt. Bilko was the basis for numerous shows that followed, including McHale’s Navy (featuring my mother’s old buddy Ernest Borgnine), F Troop, and even M*A*S*H (yes, I know it was first an Altman movie).

There’s an excellent DVD collection available of Bilko shows. One of the episodes is called “The Big Scandal.” It originally aired on May 14, 1957. The premise is that the character named Doberman is accidentally hypnotized into thinking he’s in love with the wife of the colonel in charge of the Army camp. Bilko intercepts one of his calls and thinks there’s a “gigolo with greasy sideburns” on the make. The colonel’s wife is about to visit her daughter and grandchildren, who have chicken pox, so the camp doctor is stopping by to inoculate her (a neat trick, as a chicken pox vaccine didn’t exist until the 1990’s). That’s Julie Newmar at 23 as the maid.

That’s the setup. Got it? Here’s 10 minutes of the show. Watch and laugh.
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