That noted reputable source for the finest in faux news, The Onion, has an exclusive on John McCain’s secret proposal for personal prosperity.
McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: ‘Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress’
That noted reputable source for the finest in faux news, The Onion, has an exclusive on John McCain’s secret proposal for personal prosperity.
McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: ‘Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress’
One other comment. Most of my female friends here in Mayberry, are, sadly, voting for McCain. However, we DO have one thing in common. We ALL want to smack Cindy McCain over the head with a hot bag of **** and feel that McCain was a A-one ******* for leaving his poor, crippled first wife for this rich little *****. Oh, dear, this is supposed to be a family blog. Think I’ll go listen to some Pet.
Tom says that’s a GREAT idea! He likes a variety of beer, and drinks it sparingly, so he has quite a few to choose from. He can “woo the ladies” without being “falling-down drunk!” Guess that leaves Molly and I out in the cold.
Carol, doesn’t Doug already have that fancy beer cooler in the kitchen? Don’t worry, he won’t be chasing any beer heiresses any time soon with that stoved-up back. It’ll be “Must … do … blog … ” and he’ll collapse in agony on the floor, screaming: AIEEEEEEE!!!! As Stephen King always says: “The pain was immediate, and enormous!” I’ve never had a back go out, so I can only guess. Something like the transitional phase of labor, aided by pitocen, without painkillers? I did that. Want to weigh in on that one, ladies? AIEEEEEE!!!!!!
As usual, I’ve digressed off-topic!