What’s wrong with the unemployed? Why are they still out of work? Sure, it’s been reported that, on average, there are at least five applicants for every job, but if every one of those jobs gets filled, then the increased demand for goods and services will create more jobs, and the cycle will continue until we have full employment, and we’ll be back to having inflation, instead of deflation, in no time. See? It’s easy to understand!
So the problem must be, it has to be, with those who are unemployed, and not the government’s failure to pump enough borrowed money into the economy with public works projects and make-work jobs. So what, exactly, is wrong with these people who are looking for work, but finding none? The Onion explains the problem, and the solution…
Report: Unemployment High Because People Keep Blowing Their Job Interviews
According to the findings, seven out of 10 Americans could have landed their dream job last month if they had known where they see themselves in five years, and the number of unemployed could be reduced from 14.6 million to 5 million if everyone simply greeted potential employers with firmer handshakes, maintained eye contact, and stopped fiddling with their hair and face so much.