Girls! Make your mother proud. Get pregnant in high school, drop out, break up with your loser boyfriend instead of marrying him, be a single mother, and you too can have fame and fortune!
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Girls! Make your mother proud. Get pregnant in high school, drop out, break up with your loser boyfriend instead of marrying him, be a single mother, and you too can have fame and fortune!
ok I’m going to get pregnant
And it just increases your mom’s popularity too! Win-Win!
I was recently told MTV has shows called “Pregnant at 16” and “Teen Mom.”
Guess we’ve been giving our own girls the wrong advice all these years! Sheesh.