Hey! Stop that! Don’t eat my expensive arborvitae! Get away from there you deer!
There! I’d like to see them try nibbling through that left-over aluminum screening I kept in the garage from a long-ago project.
They’re in the woods, waiting for me to drop my guard, I just know they are. But I won’t let them get the jump on me! Nosiree! Not me! I’ll hide under the deck and catch them in the act. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do. Heh, heh. They picked the wrong guy to mess with! Laugh at me, will they? I’ll show them!
Your flora are lovely, but so are your fawna.