Two government agencies spent billions on pretty pictures that AI could have made for free! Thanks to Trumpelstiltskin, we know the National Science Foundation and the Department of Energy are a waste of money and they should be defunded.
Despite Dr. Paul Armstrong’s claims to the contrary, it’s a fact that we have too much science!

Wait! Is this a clip from my favorite cheesy sci-fi movie of all time? Does it involve a SKELETON?