Hi Netflix member, whose name we don’t know. This offer ends THIS WEEK, and yet the time that’s left for you to respond is fixed at an unchanging 05:29.

Hi Netflix member, whose name we don’t know. This offer ends THIS WEEK, and yet the time that’s left for you to respond is fixed at an unchanging 05:29.

Hey, I got that, too! But I have missed my five-minute window of opportunity as well. I am bereft.