Tom Hanks is back in the Playtone Records station wagon with a stack of 8-track tapes to give us a break from the January blahs!
A Pop Cartoon Quiz
What’s wrong with this song?
What’s wrong with this cartoon?
Touch and Gone
“Everything I touch gets ruined!” – Charlie Brown
All of the gadgets below have been de-registered and retired. Not shown are my first three Rokus, or the first two Amazon Fire TV streamers that came after them. And people laughed at my reluctance to get a smartphone, which I finally did a year ago.
For one reason or another, these devices are no longer useable. The Kindle Keyboard’s battery died, and I bravely replaced it, only to learn the battery wasn’t the problem. A Fire TV update came with an audio sync problem. For video streaming I am now back with Roku.
The Lenovo Yoga Tab 3, that I really enjoyed using, got me through my many trips to Arizona, starting five years ago. It was perfect for watching video on the plane, and on land with a Bluetooth keyboard it was my laptop substitute.
So much electronic waste! I wonder if Best Buy still offers recycling? On the positive side, the Oontz Angle Bluetooth speaker I bought in 2014, that I also took to Arizona, is still going strong.
Like Totally!
This segment on Marketplace discusses beauty products for women. Note that the conversation isn’t politicized, and no blame is placed on men for influencing women to want these products. *Whew!*
The expression “for sure” is used, and in the original broadcast both reporters say “totally,” but that’s edited out here. Which reinforces my impression that today’s speech patterns continue to reflect the influence of a Frank Zappa single, released 40 years ago.
It’s funny that, in contrast to the other girls, Zappa’s daughter (now 54 years old) was dressed like she was auditioning for a part in “Little House on the Prairie.” Sean Penn performed the male version of the twang that same year in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Mouse Trap
The name of this post isn’t taken from the title of the famously long-running Agatha Christie play. It’s from chapter 6 in volume 1 of Art Spiegelman’s Pulitzer Prize-winning graphic novel, Maus.
“My Father Bleeds History,” and volume 2 of Maus, “And Here My Troubles Began,” present an unblinking and unsparing look at the Holocaust, as related by Spiegelman’s father. In harrowing detail, Spiegelman depicts the desperate efforts made by his father to survive, even when it meant favoring himself and his family over other Jews.
Like the Agatha Christie play, last night’s featured segment on 60 Minutes is a murder mystery. It grapples with an instance of Nazi collaboration by Jews, and one member in particular of the Jewish Council in Holland. The greater truth is that, when it’s a matter of survival, there will always be collaborators.
Acts of betrayal made under tragic life-and-death circumstances are rationalized as, “I did what I had to do to survive.” Sad to say, a feckless variation of that, “I was following orders,” was used as a defense by Nazi soldiers who were accused of atrocities.
Once again I will mention Arno Maris, my drawing instructor in college. Under cover of night, Arno escaped from Nazi occupation in the Netherlands in a row boat. Having no expectation of surviving, by an incredible stroke of luck he was rescued by a Merchant Marine ship.
Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been, a Journalist?
Does lying work for Trump the way it works for Pinocchio, making one of his body parts grow longer? Is that why he’s such a compulsive liar? NPR’s Steve Inskeep was ready for Trump’s groundless claims.
My own short-lived career in radio journalism was much more modest, to say the least, but it had its moments. Considering my meager income of $135/week gross (equivalent to $575 today), I lived in a rented basement room of a house where several lawyers had their offices. One of them had been the city solicitor.
The way the gas and electric company in the city paid its property taxes seemed suspicious to me, so I asked the lawyer what the deal was. He said he’d explain but, knowing I was a reporter, only if it was off the record.
The Gas and Electric company in the city was chronically late in paying its property taxes. After some period of time had elapsed, responsibility for collection fell to the city solicitor, who was paid for his services with a portion of those taxes. That much I already knew, but the delays in payments seemed to almost be on a schedule… and they were.
The general manager would intentionally delay payment of the taxes until enough time had passed to trigger the city solicitor’s involvement. After the taxes had been paid, the city solicitor gave a cut of his share to the general manager. A classic kickback scheme.
The lawyer even told me the current city solicitor, an attorney who I also knew, was in on the action. They sort of took turns with the lucrative gig. Being an off-the-record conversation, I could use the information only for my own “deep background” on how things worked in the city and, I assumed, the world at large.