New Year’s Rant

In my view there are two ways for a working person to think about a routine task they have done countless times. One way is to become bored and careless. The other way is to use the repetitive nature of the work as a way to spot inconsistencies, even tiny things that are out of the ordinary, and use that insight to fix, and preferably prevent, problems. It’s the moment of thinking to yourself, “Hey, wait a second, that doesn’t look right.”

Unfortunately, many people take the former approach, which is why tasks that are based on a fixed routine, and are repeated every day, can and do go wrong. Like renewing my medical plan, for example. Will my coverage, with its $1234.25 monthly premium, be effective as of January 1, or will it be associated with the incorrect member ID that was assigned to me by mistake? I have been told there is no way to know until after a monthly database update has been completed on January 3, which means I’d better not need to see a doctor tomorrow or Thursday. Gee, I wonder if anything ever goes wrong with database updates for third-party billing systems?

A Neil Innes Bonzo tune will cheer me up.

Goodbye, Ron Nasty

Neil Innes has died. I’m shattered by this terrible news and will write more later.

The cartoon below features Neil performing a Beatles song, and doing it straight, for an HP computer commercial in England. A tip o’ the Dog Rat toupee to J.J. Sedelmaier for this. He’s the animator who collaborated with Stephen Colbert on the Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoons, among other TV Funhouse features for Saturday Night Live.

The Zebra President

As I predicted, back on Inauguration Day, Trump is being impeached.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Impeachment charges against President Donald Trump went to the full House on Friday, following approval by the House Judiciary Committee.

The House is expected to take up the two articles of impeachment next week.

Republicans say that Democrats have wanted Trump impeached since election day, but the real problem is a zebra can’t change its strips. Or, in this context, Donald can’t help being Donald, making impeachment inevitable.

Only a month into his Presidency, Trump said, “Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.” By itself, that one statement was proof he wasn’t competent to hold office; but it’s corruption, not incompetence, that leads to impeachment.

Trump’s abuse of power has been clearly established in the House. Republicans in the Senate won’t convict him, but I suspect it will be to their everlasting shame, once the full extent of Trump’s toxic presidency is revealed.