What are Hermie (yes, it’s Hermie and not Herbie) and/or Boss Elf saying? Keep it clean! This is a family blog. 🙂
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What are Hermie (yes, it’s Hermie and not Herbie) and/or Boss Elf saying? Keep it clean! This is a family blog. 🙂
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But boss, I only examine teeth!
Boss Elf: “No, you can’t have a raise for an “ear point sculpture” operation. You’ll ALWAYS be a misfit!”
HERMIE: “But, I just thought it would be a nice change of pace for me this year…”
BOSS ELF: “Ridiculous! No way! You can NOT go to Honolulu to work at Macy’s Christmas display this year! You’re an ELF! For holly’s sake…You’re supposed to LIKE cold weather!!!”
(Grumbles to himself): “These kids today…Little wimps!!!”
Hermie – You mean there’s no such thing as . . . an Elves’ Union?
Boss Elf – Union? If there was a union, do you think they could make us dress like this !?!
“But Mr. President, I’m only taking a FEW of her stem cells…!”
Hermie is one of the all-time great characters. As an adult, I see Santa being shown as rather mean in Rudolph.
I always liked this scene because it started out with Hermie tapping the doll’s teeth and saying, “Now this won’t hurt a bit!”
Anyway, the dialog:
Boss Elf: Now LISTEN! We have dolls that cry, walk, talk, blink, and even run a temperature! We don’t need any chewing dolls!”
Hermie: “I just thought I found a way to fit in.”
Boss Elf: “You’ll NEVER fit in! Now you come to Elf Practice and learn how to wiggle your ears and chuckle warmly and go hee hee and hoo and all that stuff. A DENTIST! Good grief!