Petula Clark on DVD

Got something neat in the mail today. Yes, that’s an original autograph, guaranteed authentic.

Petula DVD

The DVD, just released, is of Petula Clark’s 1968 TV special. Same year as Elvis’ big comeback special, and in fact both shows were produced and directed by the same guy.

Guess the Girl

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You’ll never get this one, because the girl isn’t famous. She was famous for a while, but only in Vaudeville, and she appeared in only one noteworthy movie. The picture above is from the 1930’s.

Brother-sister dance acts were once popular. Fred Astaire danced with his sister, before teaming up with Ginger Rogers. This woman also danced with her brother, who went on to greater fame, but not as a dancer. The picture below is from the 1950’s.

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Morty Gunty – 4

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After I inadvertently caused Morty Gunty to lose his show on WOR-TV, he returned to doing stand-up comedy, working the clubs in New York that were celebrated by Woody Allen in his 1984 movie, Broadway Danny Rose. Gunty appeared on The Mike Douglas Show and he landed a spot on “That Girl”, playing Marlo Thomas’ agent, Sandy Stone.

In 1969 Morty was on the United Cerebal Palsy Telethon, hosted by Dennis James. The telethon had an unforgettable theme song with the lyric, “Look at us we’re walking, look at us we’re talking…” The show originated from WOR-TV. Once again inside the studios he had once called home, Gunty got in a well-deserved knock at his former employer … and at me.

I was caught off guard when James introduced Gunty. It surprised me every bit as much as when Morty had read my letter on the air, at the end of the last installment of The Morty Gunty Show. This time, however, I didn’t have to call for my twin sister. She was sitting right next to me. “YOU GOT HIM FIRED!”, Jean shrieked when Morty Gunty walked on stage.

Dennis James asked Morty Gunty what he had been up to, and the first thing he said was, “Well, I used to have a kid’s show on TV here in New York, but I got fired because of some kid.” Boom! There it was. The thing I had wanted for five years. Confirmation. Obviously, today such an admission would be worded differently, to avoid giving the wrong impression. I wonder if Morty was hoping that the kid who got him fired was watching? By then I was 14 years old, and I had a keen appreciation for what losing his show must have done to Morty not only as an entertainer, but as a person.

But Morty didn’t linger on the bad news from the past. He told Dennis James that he was doing all right, getting work, and he proceeded to launch into his stand-up routine. I don’t remember much about it, as I was feeling rather stunned.

The next, and last, time I saw Morty Gunty was 15 years later, in Broadway Danny Rose. After appearing in the film, Morty was featured in a Parade Magazine article. I saved the issue, but unfortunately I can’t find it. I was close to 30 at that time, and I was tempted to contact Morty to introduce myself and apologize for what had happened 20 years in the past. But before I could act on that impulse, Morty Gunty was dead.

Morty Gunty, Steve Lawrence, Totie Field, Eydie Gorme
Morty Gunty with Steve Lawrence, Totie Fields, and Eydie Gorme

In 1996 Morty Gunty was made an honoree in Brooklyn’s Celebrity Path by BRIC/Brooklyn Information and Culture.

Born in Brooklyn in 1929, Gunty went to Midwood High School and to Brooklyn College, where he received a Master’s Degree in Speech. His position as a teacher in the New York City Public School system provided material for his career as a comedian. Starting locally in Brooklyn, he became a frequent entertainer at Ben Masik’s Town and Country Club, and later starred at the Copacabana and the Latin Quarter nightclubs. In 1952, he won Arthur Godfrey’s “Talent Scouts,” and went on to host his own TV show for children entitled “The Funny Company.” Gunty worked with many headliners, including Liza Minnelli, Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme. He also devoted his time to United Cerebral Palsy of New York City.

Here’s to you, Morty Gunty! Sorry about what happened. I hope this makes up for it a little.

Non-Union Jobs

I don’t own an iPod or a MacIntosh computer, but I admire Steve Jobs. He’s made mistakes, of course.

One mistake was hiring John Sculley; a man of limited ability, and zero vision, who successfully maneuvered to have Jobs removed from Apple a short two years after being recruited from Pepsi.

Apple barely survived the incompetence of Sculley. Jobs returned to run the company in 1996, and take on the seemingly impossible challenge of competing against Microsoft. Jobs’ stunning comeback is one of the all-time great business success stories.

The Jobs stock option scandal doesn’t interest me. What does are comments he made recently at an education forum, concerning public school teachers. He doesn’t like unions. He wishes school principals could fire teachers.

“I believe that what is wrong with our schools in this nation is that they have become unionized in the worst possible way. This unionization and lifetime employment of K-12 teachers is off-the-charts crazy.”

Michael Dell, who was present, explained succinctly why unions came into existence.

“The employer was treating his employees unfairly and that was not good.”

Thank you, Michael Dell.