“Repent, Google!” Said the TikTok Man

Oh, the effort and difficulty it took getting Google to even list this site again, let alone accept a sitemap to index its contents:

Once again I lay blame on Bluehost for changes it made, causing all of the problems I have struggled to resolve. There are numerous quirks — especially with pre-fix posts — but most of the serious issues seem to have been cracked, and only because I switched from feeling annoyed to remembering why I started Prattling Before the Pratfall. It was originally intended purely as a learning curve challenge, with no expectation of continuing for more than 15 years. But now that I’m retired from a high tech career, a technical challenge is perhaps a good thing.

I’d better acknowledge the late Harlan Ellison for this post’s title, with the names of the world’s two busiest web sites. Harlan always — and I mean always — wanted to receive his due credit:

Go Bach to Christmas

A late Christmas offering. A favorite piece of Christmas music, J.S. Bach’s Magnificat in D. This particular recording was taken from a copy of the same LP I bought during my very religious freshman year of college, and that I still play during the Christmas season. It features the masterful trumpet playing of the late Maurice André.

Shortly after buying this record, I invited a girl to listen to it with me in my dorm room, and I was delighted when she agreed. We were in Campus Crusade for Christ together, and I had fallen totally in love with her the moment we met. The influence of this complex and strong-willed girl was profound and lasting, despite her never allowing the relationship to become romantic. She could wiggle her pinky finger in my direction and I’d come running.

Then, incredibly, as we were about to graduate, she proposed marriage! (The first of two women who did that, actually.) By then her faith was stronger than ever, but I was in the process of giving up my own faith, so it was not to be. Life is crazy, huh? Through most of our time at college we attended church together, including one summer, and something about that eventually led to Bill Clinton. Yep, life is crazy. I’ll explain later.

Larissa re: Amy

Larissa Kelly offers her congratulations to the latest Jeopardy! champion, Amy Schneider.

Amy is the first openly transgender J! champ, and the Twitter exchange between Larissa and Amy has received some media coverage, including on People.com.

As I have been saying, the big stuff associated with this weblog all happened within its first few years, and Larissa remains the all-time ratings champ. Larissa was so immensely and immediately popular that the site went from nothing to tens of thousands of daily hits overnight, and her every subsequent appearance on Jeopardy! had the same effect. I owe her, big time!